I fell asleep
In Brown County, Indiana
On the forest floor
Amidst the mist and the daddy long legs
I woke up in St. Louis
Where my father ushered me
And my entire extended family
Into his brand new
Super Sized
Toyota Previa
While heading south out of the city
We drove under a sky filled
With hot air balloons
We made it to New Orleans around dawn
And started walking through the city
Throwing back Bloody Marys
Trying to avoid fights
Before motoring home
Finally back in Ohio
I walked my 30 pound Wheaton Terrier Poodle Mix
To the end of our road
Where she found a bone bigger than her
Then sat down and started gnawing at it
I stood there wondering what animal was that big
Until my curiosity grew bored
Then I watched the traffic go by
